OOS (Out of story): Welp, Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl is back! Let's see what our unnamed heroine's been up to.
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July 14, 2007
Dear diary, today, I got out of rehab. To celebrate, one of mom's "friends" got me a computer!
After spending an hour installing Windows 95, I decided to investigate the wonderous internet.
Everyone at school told me of all sorts of cool things like "IM", and "Myspace", and "cybering".
I had remembered something Fujiko told me. www.lemonparty.org, I think. I thought I'd check it out!
After starting up AOL, I heard something that sounded like my computer was having an orgasm . . . or an epileptic shock.
Anyways, once I got online, I entered the adress and waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
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July 15, 2007
This morning I woke up to find that AOL finally downloaded the site! Yay!
But.
What I saw had nothing to do with lemons but was a party all right.
Just then, my mom walked in.
For some reason, she nodded like she was understanding something, turned around, and left the room.
Ummm . . .I guess the next stop on the internet Fujiko suggested is something called "4chan".
I'll check it out tomorrow.
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July 16, 2007
Dear diary, today, I took a look at 4chan.
At first, I thought it was cute and stuff with /a/ and /an/, but once I got to /b/ . . .
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July 17, 2007
W-w-why is everyone so mean? Everyone's calling me bitch and whore and /b/tard!
There're funny things on /b/, though. Desu!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
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