July 18, 2007
I learned something today. Desu!
Longcat is looooooooooooooong. Desu!
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July 19, 2007
Bitches don't know about my Desu!
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July 20, 2007
IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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July 21, 2007
No wai! Rule #34, yeah right. "If it exists, there's porn of it."
No freakin' way. Ima prove it myself.
Ima go to google and type in everything i've ever known with "porn" attatched to the end of it. That'll show em'.
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July 22, 2007
OH HOLY JESUS, RULE #34 IS REAL!! IT'S FUCKING REAL!
MY EYES!
DO NOT WANT! Err . . . Desu?
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
The Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl part 4
OOS (Out of story): Welp, Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl is back! Let's see what our unnamed heroine's been up to.
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July 14, 2007
Dear diary, today, I got out of rehab. To celebrate, one of mom's "friends" got me a computer!
After spending an hour installing Windows 95, I decided to investigate the wonderous internet.
Everyone at school told me of all sorts of cool things like "IM", and "Myspace", and "cybering".
I had remembered something Fujiko told me. www.lemonparty.org, I think. I thought I'd check it out!
After starting up AOL, I heard something that sounded like my computer was having an orgasm . . . or an epileptic shock.
Anyways, once I got online, I entered the adress and waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
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July 15, 2007
This morning I woke up to find that AOL finally downloaded the site! Yay!
But.
What I saw had nothing to do with lemons but was a party all right.
Just then, my mom walked in.
For some reason, she nodded like she was understanding something, turned around, and left the room.
Ummm . . .I guess the next stop on the internet Fujiko suggested is something called "4chan".
I'll check it out tomorrow.
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July 16, 2007
Dear diary, today, I took a look at 4chan.
At first, I thought it was cute and stuff with /a/ and /an/, but once I got to /b/ . . .
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July 17, 2007
W-w-why is everyone so mean? Everyone's calling me bitch and whore and /b/tard!
There're funny things on /b/, though. Desu!
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July 14, 2007
Dear diary, today, I got out of rehab. To celebrate, one of mom's "friends" got me a computer!
After spending an hour installing Windows 95, I decided to investigate the wonderous internet.
Everyone at school told me of all sorts of cool things like "IM", and "Myspace", and "cybering".
I had remembered something Fujiko told me. www.lemonparty.org, I think. I thought I'd check it out!
After starting up AOL, I heard something that sounded like my computer was having an orgasm . . . or an epileptic shock.
Anyways, once I got online, I entered the adress and waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
And Waited.
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July 15, 2007
This morning I woke up to find that AOL finally downloaded the site! Yay!
But.
What I saw had nothing to do with lemons but was a party all right.
Just then, my mom walked in.
For some reason, she nodded like she was understanding something, turned around, and left the room.
Ummm . . .I guess the next stop on the internet Fujiko suggested is something called "4chan".
I'll check it out tomorrow.
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July 16, 2007
Dear diary, today, I took a look at 4chan.
At first, I thought it was cute and stuff with /a/ and /an/, but once I got to /b/ . . .
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July 17, 2007
W-w-why is everyone so mean? Everyone's calling me bitch and whore and /b/tard!
There're funny things on /b/, though. Desu!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl part 3
October 10, 2006
*Sniff* Sorry it's been so long. It's just that . . . It's just that . . . daddy died. He was found in his bedroom strangled to death during what was probably a cocaine-filled orgy. Now it's just mom and me . . . without any income.
Shit. This is gonna get ugly, isn't it?
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October 11, 2006
Everyone at school stared at me wierdly today. No one seemed to want to talk to me. Even Fujiko's funny stare changed to a different one! The wierd thing, though, is that some kid asked me for crack . . .
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October 12, 2006
T-T
Instant Ramen today. It tastes like cardboard and makes my tongue bleed, but I guess it's all i'll get until we get some money . . .
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October 13, 2006
Instant Ramen . . . again.
My taste buds stopped bleeding.
If my body adapted, then I guess i'm all right.
But if it's like frostbite . . . . .
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October 14, 2006
Instant Ramen.
My tongue is turning green . . .
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October 15, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can't taste anymore!
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October 16, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can almost swear that I saw something moving around the house . . .
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October 17, 2006
Instant Ramen.
Oh my god. I saw it. It's a mudkip! What the hell is it doing in my house?
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October 18, 2006
Instant Ramen.
It's an infestation!! I've been seeing more and more of these things . . .
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October 19, 2006
Instant Ramen.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Every time I turn my head, I see five of them.
And the voices call to me too.
"I hear you liek mudkipz."
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October 20, 2006
Instant Ramen
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz.
I HEAR YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
*Sniff* Sorry it's been so long. It's just that . . . It's just that . . . daddy died. He was found in his bedroom strangled to death during what was probably a cocaine-filled orgy. Now it's just mom and me . . . without any income.
Shit. This is gonna get ugly, isn't it?
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October 11, 2006
Everyone at school stared at me wierdly today. No one seemed to want to talk to me. Even Fujiko's funny stare changed to a different one! The wierd thing, though, is that some kid asked me for crack . . .
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October 12, 2006
T-T
Instant Ramen today. It tastes like cardboard and makes my tongue bleed, but I guess it's all i'll get until we get some money . . .
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October 13, 2006
Instant Ramen . . . again.
My taste buds stopped bleeding.
If my body adapted, then I guess i'm all right.
But if it's like frostbite . . . . .
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October 14, 2006
Instant Ramen.
My tongue is turning green . . .
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October 15, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can't taste anymore!
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October 16, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can almost swear that I saw something moving around the house . . .
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October 17, 2006
Instant Ramen.
Oh my god. I saw it. It's a mudkip! What the hell is it doing in my house?
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October 18, 2006
Instant Ramen.
It's an infestation!! I've been seeing more and more of these things . . .
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October 19, 2006
Instant Ramen.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Every time I turn my head, I see five of them.
And the voices call to me too.
"I hear you liek mudkipz."
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October 20, 2006
Instant Ramen
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz.
I HEAR YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Monday, April 16, 2007
The Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl part 2
September 22, 2006
I went to the mall. First I stopped by the shoestore for some leather boots and steel-soled cleats. What are they for? That's a secret. :P Then, I went to the perfume store. Nothing much there, but I hear that in a week or so, they'll be getting a shipment of stuff that's really popular in Germany. I think they called it "Essence of Scat." It's almost poetic sounding! After that, I went to the video store to get some anime. You know, those import stores have been getting more popular lately. Maybe it's because they have five episodes on a disk for $29.99 instead of two for 50 bucks . . . Hmmm. This merits further research!
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September 23, 2006
Oh . . my . . GOD! Ouran Host Club is teh BEST anime ever! Alas, my friends would never understand. I have to keep this a secret. If they think i'm an otaku, i'll never get any boys! Well, maybe those American boys. They don't seem quite as repulsed by otaku . . .
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September 24, 2006
"You must construct additional pylons."
That phrase has been haunting me all day. Last night, I had a dream that I was building a HUGE alien city. But when I tried to bring people into the city, a voice would tell me "You must construct additional pylons." I tried to ask the voice what pylons were but it just kept repeating that phrase at me!!!! And then some wierd bug/mammal-like aliens came and make everything go splody'. T-T
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September 25, 2006
This year will be awesome! I just know it! Sure Fujiko looks at me wierd every now and then and her dad keeps inviting me over to their house, but otherwise, everything's normal. Ah, I love my life. I have a feeling this is gonna be the best year of my life!
I went to the mall. First I stopped by the shoestore for some leather boots and steel-soled cleats. What are they for? That's a secret. :P Then, I went to the perfume store. Nothing much there, but I hear that in a week or so, they'll be getting a shipment of stuff that's really popular in Germany. I think they called it "Essence of Scat." It's almost poetic sounding! After that, I went to the video store to get some anime. You know, those import stores have been getting more popular lately. Maybe it's because they have five episodes on a disk for $29.99 instead of two for 50 bucks . . . Hmmm. This merits further research!
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September 23, 2006
Oh . . my . . GOD! Ouran Host Club is teh BEST anime ever! Alas, my friends would never understand. I have to keep this a secret. If they think i'm an otaku, i'll never get any boys! Well, maybe those American boys. They don't seem quite as repulsed by otaku . . .
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September 24, 2006
"You must construct additional pylons."
That phrase has been haunting me all day. Last night, I had a dream that I was building a HUGE alien city. But when I tried to bring people into the city, a voice would tell me "You must construct additional pylons." I tried to ask the voice what pylons were but it just kept repeating that phrase at me!!!! And then some wierd bug/mammal-like aliens came and make everything go splody'. T-T
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September 25, 2006
This year will be awesome! I just know it! Sure Fujiko looks at me wierd every now and then and her dad keeps inviting me over to their house, but otherwise, everything's normal. Ah, I love my life. I have a feeling this is gonna be the best year of my life!
Friday, April 13, 2007
The Life of a Japanese Schoolgirl part 1
Now y'all know I watch a lot of anime. One of da odd things i've seen is all da bizzare shit that happens to da schoolgirls. So in commemoration of this madness, i've decided to make little something.
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September 15, 2006
Hello, diary! I had my first day of my senior year. Yup, it was awesome! I mean, I met soooooooooo many hawt guys. There's my professor, my best friend's boyfriend, my childhood friend who i hadn't seen in years, and even my long lost stepbrother! I can't tell daddy though, cuz he'll give me the belt again . . . >_<
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September 18, 2006
*Sniff* That Fujiko can be so mean sometimes. All I did was flirt with her boyfriend and she said all those things about me being a slut! It's almost like she has some grudge that's been kept a secret under her friendly exterior because she wants to make me suffer like someone drowning in coca cola! You know what this means . . . . snooping time!
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September 19, 2006
Fujiko's mother slapped me three times for looking in her secret drawer. How was I supposed to know she kept her toys there?
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September 20, 2006
Fujiko's dad didn't know anything . . . but he gave me twenty dollars for a "massage" Jeez! The stock market must be crazy or something for prices to go that high! Maybe I should do this more often . . .
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September 21, 2006
Aww that Fujiko is such a joker. She was just kidding about the whole whore thing. Hehe Gotta love her. I wish she'd be more careful with that knife though. She almost got me with it! >_<
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September 15, 2006
Hello, diary! I had my first day of my senior year. Yup, it was awesome! I mean, I met soooooooooo many hawt guys. There's my professor, my best friend's boyfriend, my childhood friend who i hadn't seen in years, and even my long lost stepbrother! I can't tell daddy though, cuz he'll give me the belt again . . . >_<
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September 18, 2006
*Sniff* That Fujiko can be so mean sometimes. All I did was flirt with her boyfriend and she said all those things about me being a slut! It's almost like she has some grudge that's been kept a secret under her friendly exterior because she wants to make me suffer like someone drowning in coca cola! You know what this means . . . . snooping time!
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September 19, 2006
Fujiko's mother slapped me three times for looking in her secret drawer. How was I supposed to know she kept her toys there?
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September 20, 2006
Fujiko's dad didn't know anything . . . but he gave me twenty dollars for a "massage" Jeez! The stock market must be crazy or something for prices to go that high! Maybe I should do this more often . . .
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September 21, 2006
Aww that Fujiko is such a joker. She was just kidding about the whole whore thing. Hehe Gotta love her. I wish she'd be more careful with that knife though. She almost got me with it! >_<
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