October 10, 2006
*Sniff* Sorry it's been so long. It's just that . . . It's just that . . . daddy died. He was found in his bedroom strangled to death during what was probably a cocaine-filled orgy. Now it's just mom and me . . . without any income.
Shit. This is gonna get ugly, isn't it?
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October 11, 2006
Everyone at school stared at me wierdly today. No one seemed to want to talk to me. Even Fujiko's funny stare changed to a different one! The wierd thing, though, is that some kid asked me for crack . . .
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October 12, 2006
T-T
Instant Ramen today. It tastes like cardboard and makes my tongue bleed, but I guess it's all i'll get until we get some money . . .
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October 13, 2006
Instant Ramen . . . again.
My taste buds stopped bleeding.
If my body adapted, then I guess i'm all right.
But if it's like frostbite . . . . .
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October 14, 2006
Instant Ramen.
My tongue is turning green . . .
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October 15, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can't taste anymore!
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October 16, 2006
Instant Ramen.
I can almost swear that I saw something moving around the house . . .
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October 17, 2006
Instant Ramen.
Oh my god. I saw it. It's a mudkip! What the hell is it doing in my house?
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October 18, 2006
Instant Ramen.
It's an infestation!! I've been seeing more and more of these things . . .
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October 19, 2006
Instant Ramen.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Every time I turn my head, I see five of them.
And the voices call to me too.
"I hear you liek mudkipz."
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October 20, 2006
Instant Ramen
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz. I hear you liek mudkipz.
I hear you liek mudkipz.
I HEAR YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Research shows that mudkipz move in packs and are usually attracted to those who represent the Japanes stereotype (ramen and angst) or are associated with drugs (you and your happy smiley white powder!). The only known way to deal with them is to buy a shotgun (for yourself in case it goes wrong) and play some Simon and Garfunkle...
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