DoS IRCast: When Crappy Podcasters Attack!

Alrighty, folks! Sorry for da long wait, but i'm back!
This time around, i'm bringin' ya a little something called the DoS IRCast. DoS stands for Dawn of Sin and is my one-name-fits-all thingie. I call the following an IRCast bacause I wanna relive the days of multi-person shows without the hassle of editing audio. So, i just did it over IRC.

Today's Topics: When podcasts read lame news + Podcasts Hosts and how they make or break the show.

If you're interested in participatin' in this thing in the future, ya can find us on the Rizon server. Our channel is #OneSin Original, eh? >_<
[one_sin] Hate: When podcasts read off news
[leviathan] Totally agree
[leviathan] it's like
[leviathan] they're making fun of the listeners
[one_sin] Yeah
[leviathan] "Y'all are too dumb to read the news/realize we're reading it"
[one_sin] The only people who need to know the news from a 'cast are internet newbs.
[leviathan] news is meant to be read
[leviathan] from a funded trusted preferably print source
[one_sin] It's one thing if you have insightful or interesting commentary like Geeknights
[leviathan] not just any screaming blogger in their boxers...
[leviathan] Yeah.
[one_sin] but if you're just gonna read off 500 new anime releases, then you can die in a fire
[leviathan] Rather than "Here, news," "Here's the news, let's discuss."
[one_sin] yeah
[one_sin] and not just "ZOMG! I'm so excited!"
[one_sin] News on podcasts is a waste of time
[one_sin] a HORRIBLE waste of time
[one_sin] unless it's meta stuff
[one_sin] and even then, it's still a bit meh
[one_sin] though understandable
[leviathan] meh, but understandable?
[one_sin] yeah
[one_sin] i mean
[leviathan] now how does that work?
[one_sin] you have to tell people about wtf is goin' on in your community
[one_sin] but it probably isn't the most interesting shit
[one_sin] Think of it as a necessary evil
[one_sin] whereas non-meta news is just plain unnecessary
[leviathan] ok
[one_sin] podcasts like Anime Genesis would be 100 times better if they dropped the lame news
[leviathan] Anime Genesis is iffy to begin with
[one_sin] I only listen for Duo
[one_sin] Oh! New topic!
[one_sin] Wanna shift?
[leviathan] sure, let's go!


[one_sin] Hosts
[one_sin] The host is one of the key parts of a podcast
[one_sin] a good one can make or break a show
[leviathan] The only thing going for AG is duo, neatness, and regularity.
[one_sin] yeah
[one_sin] and Pocketasian
[leviathan] right right
[one_sin] who has randomness
[one_sin] take AWO for example
[one_sin] Daryl Surat can make even the most boring topic seem interestin
[leviathan] oh i love him
[one_sin] The same goes for Rym from Geeknights
[leviathan] See, daryl gives everything straight
[one_sin] and Dave and Joel from Fast Karate
[one_sin] These guys have serious charisma
[leviathan] i like that he's allowing the listeners to understand what his deal is, like he's an actual tv show host.
[one_sin] yep yep yeppers
[one_sin] and he isn't afraid to play devil's advocate
[one_sin] regardless of his views
[leviathan] There are hosts out there that are like, "Yeah, you can't know my name or face or anything about me! Oh, here, a piece of my life. NO NAMES! NOO!"
[one_sin] <.<
[one_sin] >.>
[one_sin] Shit
[one_sin] ya got me
[one_sin] >_<
[leviathan] no, you don't throw out random insight into your life
[one_sin] Oh, right
[leviathan] whilst still holding up a mask
[leviathan] like a bad game of clue or something.
[one_sin] as far as my life is concerned, i'm fuckin' Agent Smith
[leviathan] 'swhat i'm saying
[one_sin] lol I am an entity of teh internetz!
[one_sin] but anyway, whereas a strong host can make standard material good, a bad host can fuck even the greatest of content
[paltir] i've seldom seen a good host
[leviathan] now what i'd like to do is a little experiment with the host theory
[one_sin] So, someone with a monotone or someone who stutters a lot can annoy the fuck out of the most patient of people
[one_sin] oh?
[leviathan] Hand the hosts of several different podcasts the same outline of the same content, analyze the delivery, and analyze the listener feedback.
[paltir] sooo, like... all of the AP crew
[one_sin] yesh
[one_sin] XD
[paltir] Lev, but what if there IS no listner feedback?
[one_sin] Also, people prone to excessive tangents and lame in-jokes fail hard
[paltir] in-jokes to your target audience are sweet
[paltir] injokes to your podcast are lame
[one_sin] There's also the matter of active and passive hosts
[one_sin] AG is a perfect example of this
[paltir] oh, god
[paltir] not AG
[one_sin] if Benu had any personality, he'd be able to keep pace with the other egos on AG
[paltir] but he doesn't
[paltir] nor does he have any balls
[one_sin] but because he's a passive host, people like Duo and Pocketasian easily control the show
[leviathan] and he looks like a monkey.
[one_sin] in addition, he doesn't contribute any opinions himself
[one_sin] so he's just there
[leviathan] and he looks like a monkey.
[paltir] and he cuts out really good parts of other guests....
[one_sin] XD
[paltir] like really kickass discussions
[one_sin] But then there're also whiny hosts
[paltir] yesh, he is rather funny and nerdy looking
[leviathan] HE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN MONKEY. THIS IS THE SOURCE OF ALL HIS ISSUES.
[one_sin] He's also a Haruhiphile
[one_sin] but that's beside the point
[one_sin] Whiny hosts tend to be obsessive fanboys and teenage boys
[leviathan] can't stand whiners
[leviathan] it's like, go bitch to someone who cares.
[one_sin] People whining about how someone said that Rei is an emotionless whore and Gendo's sex toy
[leviathan] oh please.
[one_sin] The teens, on the other hand
[one_sin] are just as bad
[paltir] see, the fact that gendo would use the creepy emotionless, flat chested rei AS a sex toy is what bothers me
[paltir] I mean, I think the man has standards...
[one_sin] The problem with them isn't what they whine about (for the boys, anyway) so much as how they do it
[one_sin] lol
[paltir] cause Gendo is pretty much the most badass person... ever
[one_sin] I fucking hate how much teens whine!
[paltir] in the show anyway
[one_sin] Screaming about how the Wii reminds them of a penis isn't a very compelling or amusing argument
[leviathan] Now that is just stupid as shit.
[leviathan] That's the problem with teenage boys.
[leviathan] They have hormones bouncing all over the place
[one_sin] Neither are fangirls whining about how people keep dissing Inuyasha when they don't even listen to said opinions
[leviathan] and have no self control.
[one_sin] yeppers
[one_sin] Also, people who confuse favorites and bests piss me off
[one_sin] It's one thing if Love Hina is someone's favorite
[one_sin] it's a whole 'nother story if they call it the best
[leviathan] Exactly!
[leviathan] And of course there is
[one_sin] the latter gets a Reality Check Kick to the Nuts
[leviathan] the compelling argument of
[leviathan] "omg u suck he/she/it is soooooo cool and u need 2 die, fuckhead."
[one_sin] yeah
[one_sin] Fanaticism is bad by itself
[leviathan] everytime i see one of those, i want to die.
[one_sin] couple it with something menial like an anime character . . .
[leviathan] ugh.
[one_sin] But let me just say something to piss off some fangirls
[leviathan] "omg u suck Inuyasha is soo hot and u need 2 die, fuckhead."
[one_sin] Sesshy isn't that hot
[one_sin] Especially in the anime
[one_sin] he looks like a complete tool
[leviathan] I know!
[one_sin] even Boa-san isn't very fluffy looking in the anime
[paltir] Alcohol is teh best...
[paltir] no doubt
[leviathan] paltir, it's too early to start drinking.
[one_sin] lol
[one_sin] I think we should drop all pretences of a topic
[one_sin] and just post this with minimal editing
[leviathan] just do whatever the fuck we want?
[one_sin] and see what kind of response we get
[one_sin] sure
[one_sin] besides Wii penis jokes
[leviathan] ...
[leviathan] hate
[one_sin] Anyway, let's take the two Geektastics for example
[leviathan] jifty and
[one_sin] Jifty and Paltir can make otherwise shitty pulled-out-of-my-ass topics amusing
[leviathan] oh wait
[leviathan] yeah
[paltir] it's almost 8 lev
[leviathan] yes, i know, too damn early!
[one_sin] If anyone else yapped on about webcomics or alternate history novels, i'd kill them
[paltir] hardly
[one_sin] but Jifty pulls it off well
[leviathan] well, paltir's smashed half the time, and jifty's just plain awesome.
[paltir] 8am maybe
[one_sin] And Paltir . . . well . . . being drunk makes shit funny
[one_sin] XD
[one_sin] But typical cookie-cutter fanboy stuttering geek hosts ftl
[leviathan] ow... pain...
[paltir] Jifty is surprisingly funny
[leviathan] took ya long enough to get on topic...
[one_sin] Either enlighten us, make us lol, or STFU